Fancy Grape and Mr. Turtle

   Once upon a time in a magical kitchen there lived a fancy grape and she was the nicest grape you have ever seen. She welcomed all the new foods in the fridge and would even help them move in. She couldn't wait to get up it the morning to go and see all the new friends that she could make. Then one day a turtle walked in to the kitchen. Every one closed there doors and peeked through there windows to see what was going on and who this stranger was. Fancy Grape being who she was (nice, kind, and sweet) decided to go and say 'hello'. When she walked over to the turtle she noticed how slow he was. She wondered why he was so slow, but didn't want to be rude so she kept her thoughts to herself. Then finally she said hi...
   "Hello Mr. Turtle!"
   "Hello Ms. Fancy Grape. How are you?"
   "Good. How are you today Mr. Turtle?"
   "Oh, just fine. Just fine."
   "Where are headed on this fine day?"
   "Oh, just over to Mrs. Chocolate Chips for some cookies that she made me."
   "Can I tag along?"
   "Why yes you can. I could always use some company. I travel my days alone most of the time now. Don't know why. I just know that when I come people shut there doors and only peek out the window to see what I'm doing and which way I'm headed."
   "Well that is strange. I wonder why they do that."
   "It might be because I am new to the area and because I'm not a kind of food like the rest of you folk. They might think that I'm gonna eat them. Which I would never. Ever. All I eat are Mrs. Chocolate Chip's carrot and soy cookies."
   "Maybe I can help with that. You go ahead and once you pick up your cookies meet me at the counter and we will fix all of this.
   "Why thank you Fancy Grape you are such a good friend."
   Once Mr. Turtle started heading toward Mrs. Chocolate Chip's house Fancy Grape turned and started heading for the town in the fridge. Once she got there she told every one to come to the counter for a town meeting. Only minutes after they got there Mr. Turtle showed up. You could tell that some of the town's food was scared because the shook like branched blowing in a storm. Fancy Grape called to Mr. Turtle to come over and once he finally got over to her she told everyone how nice Mr. Turtle was and how that all he ate was Mrs. Chocolate Chip's carrot and soy cookies. Once she was done Every one looked around at one another, then they cheered. After that no one ever hid when he came around and they even made him cookies.

And That my friends is the end if another Fancy Grape story

The End

The Fancy Grape and Mrs. Chocolate Chip

  Once upon a time there was a magical kitchen. And in the kitchen there lived a Fancy Grape and a Mrs. Chocolate Chip. One day Fancy Grape, being the nicest grape in all of the kitchen, she decided to go and say hello to old Mrs. Chocolate Chip. So she walked over to her house and knocked on the door. When Mrs. Chocolate Chip opened the door she said "Now what on this counter top do you want?" and Fancy Grape said "Well I just wanted to come and say "'Hello' to you on this great day." But Mrs. Chocolate Chip was in a very bad mood that day and said "I do not want a hello from anyone today and it is not a great day it is a very glum day for me because I want to make sugar cookies but I am out of sugar." So Fancy Grape said "Well why don't you go to the store and get some?" And Mrs. Chocolate Chip replied very angrily "Well the nearest store is five blocks of cheese away and I can't walk that far. Also I am very sleepy and it is too hot out for me to walk there even if i could walk that far." So Fancy Grape got the idea to go to the store for Mrs. Chocolate Chip and get her the sugar that she needs. So she asked her what kind of sugar she needed and Mrs. Chocolate Chip said that she needed some chocolate sugar for her special chocolate sugar cookies. So Fancy Grape went to the store to get the sugar that Mrs. Chocolate Chip needed for her cookies. When she got back to the house and gave the sugar to her and she said, "Thank you for the sugar. Now leave so I can make my cookies.
   The next day Fancy Grape went back to Mrs. Chocolate Chip and asked if the cookies were done and Mrs. Chocolate Chip and she said "I have no more cookies because I ate them all." Then she slammed the door and walked away but as she was Fancy Grape said "Well do you want me to get you more sugar?" and Mrs. Chocolate Chip said "Well go ahead but I don't want you coming back and waking me from my nap so just leave it on the porch step." So Fancy Grape did as he was told and left the new bag of chocolate sugar on the porch step. But little did she know that Mrs. Chocolate Chip had tricked her. She would wait by the door until Fancy Grape got there and then finally wait till she left. She would then take the sugar and make her cookies. Eating them all again. But since The Fancy Grape knew of no such trickery she kept on doing so. Everyday she would go to the store and get what Mrs. Chocolate Chip needed for her cookies.
   Though she noticed that Mrs. Chocolate Chip was getting bigger and bigger with every bag of sugar, till one day Mrs. Chocolate Chip could not fit in her house. So the next day she got Mrs. Chocolate Chip a special bag of carrot sugar. Then she noticed that Mrs. Chocolate Chip was smaller. Then for the next week she did the same, giving Mrs. Chocolate Chip carrot sugar instead of chocolate sugar. Till finally one day Mrs. Chocolate Chip was back to her normal size and on that day Fancy Grape knocked on the door "waking" Mrs. Chocolate Chip and then she said to her " Mrs. Chocolate Chip you need to eat more healthier. You don't want to have to move out of your house because you out grew it again. So next time can you make a batch of granola bar and maybe share them with me?" Then Mrs. Chocolate Chip looked at her and said "Yes I will and thank you for helping me even when I was so mean to you."

And That my friends is the end if another Fancy Grape story

The End

The Pirate Ship That I Rode!!!⛵

I rode on a pirate ship,

But it was like no other.

It was big...

No,

Oh no it was HUGE..,

And orange. 

It had so many levels and rooms...

Like a video game.

But it wasn't just the ship that amazed me,

Because when I looked out over the water...

It was green!

Not like the other pictures that you see,

Where the water is blue.

But what made my head spin...

Was the name of it!

Because most pirate ships have scary names...

Like Sea Hag, or Black Death.

No 

No 

No

It was named...

The Ferry

The Fancy Grape and The Unwanted Key (part 1)

   Once upon a five minutes ago I was a normal grape. You know the kind that socialize with their bunch of companions and get mocked horribly by the previously opened can of peas. That "normal life" sort of speak. But now I have a whole nother problem, all because of a small filthy little key that I found under an old stale cracker on the floor.

    It all started with me getting to the floor which is a great mystery, because I haven't the slightest idea of how I got there. I seem to have just walk off and fell off the counter. But this key of sorts is my biggest problem of any because there is no lock in sight that is neither small enough nor big enough for this rubbish little key. I don't have a clue what to do with something of this sort. 'Should I leave it or not?' That is the defining question that is dangling in my mind. It seems that the answer is placed right in front of my very round and chubby face but it some how eludes me to the very point of madness. 'Am I really going crazy over this puny impure key?' I had to ask my self this in order to regain some sort of sanity. I sit and think about what to do with this key and I decided that...

To be continued...